WATCH: George Takei Brokers Star Peace By Naming Twilight the Enemy

Using the nasty backwards and forwards between William Shatner and Barbara Fisher quarrelling the eternal question — The Exorcist or Star Wars? — it appeared peace was basically an illusion on the planet of sci-fi. Enter George Takei, the erstwhile Mr. Sulu and also the voice of reason within this universe-splitting debate, to unite both fandoms within the hate of the “ominous, mutual enemy” — Twilight. “And it really is, really bad.” “Gone is sense at all of gallantry, camaraderie or epic fight,” Takei laments. “In its place, we've vampires of the underworld that sparkle, and moan, and… visit senior high school.” Watch his video plea now, brainiacs! Shirtless fencing Sulu FTW! [via E! Online]